Well, Lil' Joj decided to be nice to me and gave me an original piece of artwork. She's great at crafts. Unfortunately, this is a doodle, not a craft. It's supposed to be me on stage making her laugh so much she peed, not only in her chair, but through it. With pee pellets.First of all, GROSS. Second, this would never happen because Lil' Joj never bothers to come to my shows. Third, look at how she views me: big, round head; legs shorter than arms; and slanty eyes, one bigger than the other. WTF???
Oh, Joj. The only thing that's keeping me from using this artwork to clean up the pee and flush it is that your pee puddle is in the shape of a heart. Awww...Lil' Joj secretly loves me.
5 comments:
Oh, so funny. Love what you've done with the place. Really spiced it up. Nice large picture and all. Someone thinks pretty highly of himself, eh?
Yes, so highly that I put my lovely shortbus picture up there for all can see. Actually, I bet you're the only one who even looks at this blog.
you know....i have a blog.
you know, you have to actually write a blog in order to have a blog.
I HAVE A FREAKING BLOG TONY. you just don't know the website.....check facebook. jerk.
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